Thursday, December 27, 2012

Poets Don't Dispair

Ladies and Gentlemen,

As poets write new and unique thoughts in their poems they cannot live in the very middle of a society... If you don't belong to the "mainstream" then you must experience that life is much harder than that of others...

However being new and unique and working much always result in a big material and social success...

Best wishes, ACME and Team



Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Naked Gun Forever

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Yes, I am familiar with the movie world, too... After the role of Detective Frank Drebin was properly run in by Mr. Leslie Nielsen I think the new crew could have Mr. Alexander Skarsgard in a leading role...

This is being a producer...

Best wishes, ACME and Team



Sunday, December 16, 2012

The ACME Academy Of Martial Arts

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Courses to take (starting in winter 2012):

1) Snowy winter landscape
    Male nude figure
    Analysis of art, music
    Abstract
    The past 10 years, poem

2) 5 times the above

3) Exhibition, caring for talents

4) Repeating the above until your nose bleeds

5) School excursion

6) Charity (we are rich artists, connection to God)

7) After a couple of repetitions: "The Masterpiece Of My Life" as a genre

8) Eternal subjects: love, patriotism and self-portrait

9) Statue, installed arts

10) Buying equipment, interview

11) The artist polarises

12) The artist's home

13) The artist is daring on the internet

14) The Genius and history

15) Arts and humour

16) Scientific grade

17) The guru's lotusfeet

18) The artist is homosexual

19) The artist loves high speeds

20) The artist and actual politics

21) Fashion show

22) Critics of Madonna and ACME

23) Scientific grade

24) Postgraduate school, translator school, Papal blessing

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Survey

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Cheese became so precious... Is there a problem?

Best wishes, ACME and Team


Saturday, December 1, 2012

Doo Doo Doo-doo-doo Doo

Ladies and Gentlemen,

You probably don't know what an effect computer games have on your life... Players in the below game are: the thief, policemen, a laser-canon and some really ugly dogs... I am still playing this game in my head...

Best wishes, ACME and Team



Sunday, November 18, 2012

The Squirrel Patrol

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Who knows the Squirrel Patrol? What do you think of the Squirrel Patrol?

Best wishes, ACME and Team



Thursday, November 1, 2012

Home Cinema

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Actually there are efforts again and again to design homes that are more suitable for women... For example, the kitchen is in the middle or the latch is a little lower...

I have been thinking about a home that is suitable for men... You can find a garage in the middle as you can watch movies, eat or sleep in a car... The rest results from the garage...

Best wishes, ACME and Team



Monday, October 29, 2012

Security

Ladies and Gentlemen,

A psychoanalyst with bodyguards is a very rare occurrence...

It happened in 1996 that I decided to do some work-out... In the locker room someone said: "Close the window!" - and then I got really the hugest smack of my life into my face before I could have recognized the situation... A very well-built gentleman was not talking to his friend but to me (behind my back actually) and in the next moment I got the smack...

I did the work-out far away from the attackers but I must have sought: "God, I wish I had some bodyguards..." Just because I have over 200 bodyguards now, not to mention the USMC... Having bodyguards is fun, I can only suggest them to everyone who thinks to have had a difficult childhood... Normal taxpayers can turn to the police...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Thursday, October 4, 2012

The Baby's Blog - The Standard Of Aesthetics

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Lasagne with mushrooms:

350 g wheat-flour,
3 eggs,
1 table-spoon of cooking oil,
1 table-spoon of water,
2 tea-spoons of salt,
60 g water,
3 cloves of garlic,
3 onions,
400 g brown champignons,
350 g cheese-curd,
120 g tubers of celery,
300 ml mushroom-soup,
100 ml cream,
1 table-spoon of lemon juice,
20 g butter,
1 table-spoon of wheat-flour,
salt,
3 threads of thyme,
3 threads of rosemary,
1 thread of salvia...

Have a nice meal!

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Friday, September 21, 2012

The Afterparty (A Special Edition Of The Magic Of Aston Martin)

Ladies and Gentlemen,

What a nice cup of Earl Grey tea and some fine biscuit make out of you depends on your emotions, your education and your culture... Here you have an extract from the records of the board computer of an Aston Martin DB9:

a) 50 km/h
b) 0 km/h
c) 0 km/h
d) 160 km/h
e) 170 km/h
f) 0 km/h
g) 0 km/h
h) 0 km/h
i) 160 km/h
j) 0 km/h
k) 160 km/h
l) 50 km/h

You can find many beautiful and actual images of Aston Martin cars at: Aston Martin

Best wishes, ACME and Team



Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Forbidden Fruit

Ladies and Gentlemen,

3 things are forbidden in love relationships:

a) humor (for example humorists are not only respected but they are also considered as a possible threat of society),

b) moving together (with own rules, own purposes, own results - that might be irritating),

c) help (because you are a grown-up who should be self-contained - how grateful do you want to be?)

That's what the comedy series Ned & Stacey is all about, for example... Or Beverly Hills 90210... So modern theatre arts tries to extend the frontiers of society...

However not only arts is about life but arts can influence life as well... It is my experience, too that if you taste all 3 forbidden fruits of love relationships then you become rich and famous... Just like people on TV... Of course, not everybody can be broadcasted - but everybody's opinion might be interesting for an audience...

Best wishes, ACME and Team


Sunday, September 2, 2012

Daily Architecture

Ladies and Gentlemen,

My concept of a liveable-in church building is not only meant for God Himself but for priests and pastors, too... It could be a very compact monastery or a part of a monastery, as well...

What I meant is the opposite of a blasphemy and I wanted to make a church building more attractive...

1) You could imagine better that somebody is living in God's house because of the everyday interior...
2) A priest or a pastor (filled with the Holy Spirit) could live in such a church building actually - showing a good example of living together with God...
3) The everyday usage of the church building (heating, making a draught, cooking etc.) could make the church building more durable and attractive because it was less delivered to the elements of nature...
4) Perhaps a priest or a pastor living in a church house would be more inspired by God than living next to an "empty store building..."

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Saturday, August 18, 2012

The Magic Of Rolls-Royce August 18th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Of course, Rolls-Royce is the best way to say happy birthday, too... A couple of reasons for celebration in this year:

a) Madonna (54),
b) Milla Jovovich (37),
c) Angelina Jolie (37),
d) Brad Pitt (49),
e) Justin Timberlake (31),
f) Bill Gates (57),
g) Jenson Button (32),
h) Leonardo DiCaprio (38),
i) Britney Spears (31),
j) Lady Gaga (26),
k) Ashton Kutcher (34),
l) Usher (34) etc.

Best wishes, ACME (37) and Team


Monday, August 6, 2012

The Magic Of Rolls-Royce August 6th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Rolls-Royce owners are very often paranoid... Here you have a selection of the most unique paranoid fears:

a) Never trust a man who has got a driving license...
b) Never trust a woman who has got a husband...
c) Either you have got a car or you have got a horse...
d) A supreme class car with a V12 engine is already luxurious enough...
e) I am not strong enough to sell my Rolls-Royce...
f) I am not strong enough to buy a Rolls-Royce...
g) Rolls-Royce motor cars are unique and not the entire philosophy...
h) My friends only like me because of my Rolls-Royce...
i) I have bought a Rolls-Royce - but how is my life going to continue?
j) The index light is functioning - no, it is not - now it is functioning - it is not functioning...
k) Rolls-Royce Motor Cars are waiting for hydrogen as a fuel - less is not enough...
l) My bodyguard takes away the sight forward...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Friday, July 20, 2012

The 3 Little Pigs

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I promised you that I am going to tell you fairy tales if I don't have any better idea... Now here you have the well-known story of the 3 little pigs applied to heavy industry... 50 Jumbo Jets - Converted Freighters or 747-8 Intercontinentals - are 50 Jumbo Jets anyway...




Best wishes, ACME and Team

Boeing Converted Freighters fabulous at 50

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Boeing 787 Dreamliner - If You Please

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The already legendary figure of the Boeing 787 Dreamliner deserves its place in poetry, too... I could compare the aircraft to Miklós Toldi who is a similar hero in the Hungarian culture to the Middle-Age knights Robin Hood or Wilhelm Tell... Famous for his power, bravery and rightousness...


TOLDI
"Now I recall the times gone by,
good Miklós Tholdi of bygone times." Ilosvai


Like a herdsman's fire blazing on autumn nights
across the vast sea of the puszta, the face of
Miklós Toldi flares before me over nine or ten
generations of antique time. I see, it seems,
his towering form and the thrust of his lance in
scorching battle. The thundering sound of his voice
I hear you would now conceive as the wrath of God.

This was the man, when needed, who stood his ground.
There is no one to match him now in the seven parts
of the realm. If he were to rise up and walk among you,
his works would appear a sorcery. Three of you would
never withstand the weight of his club, his sling or
spear. Your blood would run cold at his terrible
shield and the spurs he wore upon his boots.



First Canto
"He took in one hand an enormous rail
and pointed at the road to Buda." Ilosvai

The sun shrivels up the sparse alkali flats,
parched herds of grasshoppers are grazing about -
not a new blade in all the stubble, not a handbreadth
of green in all the broad meadows. A dozen laborers
or so are snoring under the stacks - all their work
is going fine, but the big haywagons loiter there,
empty or only half loaded with hay.

A lanky sweep dandles its skinny neck into the well
and spies for water - imagine a giant gnat sucking
the blood of old earth. Thirsty oxen mill around
the trough, making war on an army of flies. But
lazybone Lackó hangs on the hands, and who's to scoop
the water up?

As far as the eye can see on bleak earth and sky,
one workman alone is on his feet. A whopping side-
rail sways on his brawny shoulder lightly, and still
not a trace of beard on his chin. He stares far,
far down the road as though to depart this village
and land for other fields. A live warning, you
would have thought him, planted at the crossroad
on a shallow hill. etc


Best wishes, ACME and Team

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Mystery In London

Ladies and Gentlemen,

HEY, JUDE (Lennon, McCartney)

Hey Jude, don't make it bad,
take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her into your heart,
then you can start to make it better.

Hey Jude, don't be afraid,
you were made to go out and get her.
The minute you let her under your skin,
then you'll begin to make it better.

And any time you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain,
don't carry the world upon your shoulders.
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
by making his world a little colder.

Hey Jude, don't let me down,
you have found her, now go and get her.
Remember to let her into your heart,
then you can start to make it better.

So let it out and let it in, hey Jude, begin,
you're waiting for someone to perform with.
And don't you know that it's just you, hey Jude, you'll do,
the movement you need is on your shoulder.

Hey Jude, don't make it bad,
take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her under your skin,
then you'll begin to make it better.
better, better, better...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Saturday, May 26, 2012

The Rolls-Royce Orchestra (Experimental Music)

Ladies and Gentlemen,

As we know it a Rolls-Royce doesn't have any sound - normally... But what if you blow air into the exhaust pipe? How does the engine sound then?

Of course, all Rolls-Royce models must have a different sound: a Rolls-Royce Silver Cloud, a Silver Spirit, a Silver Seraph or the modern Phantom and Ghost...

Doo-doo-doo... (Hm... Of course, you cannot play an electric Phantom...)

Best wishes, ACME and Team






Thursday, May 24, 2012

Rolls-Royce 100 EX - Out Of 2004

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The RR 100 EX was presented in 2004 on the occasion of the first centenary of Rolls-Royce Motor Cars... The beautiful convertible was nearly completely the predeccesor of the Rolls-Royce Drophead Coupé - except for its engine...

The engine of the RR 100 EX was a 9-litre and 16-cylinder surprise - which I have totally forgotten maybe because I thought that it was far too provocative... A frightening displacement, too many cylinders and no supercharger - somehow not traditional but anachronistic... (Probably compared to the engines of Maybach and of Bugatti from the same years...)

Now it is really very exciting how much the serial production is going to enter on the RR 102 EX (RR Experimental Electric or electric Phantom)...

Rolls-Royce Motor Cars:

"Appearing in 2004 in the centenary year of Rolls-Royce – and being the first Experimental Car to be produced after the move to Goodwood – the 100EX revived the company’s tradition of going further than mere motor show concepts to producing test cars that could evaluate new systems, components and features. A clear influence on the Phantom Drophead Coupé, the 100EX showed off a strong nautical theme, with bleached teak decking, which along with the powerful silhouette was intended to create the impression of “an elegant motor yacht at speed”, according to Marek Djordjevic, the car’s exterior designer. Meanwhile, making good on this suggestion of power was the naturally aspirated 9-litre, V16, 64-valve engine."
 
Best wishes, ACME and Team
 
 



 

Monday, May 21, 2012

The Magic Of Aston Martin May 21st 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

This autumn we can expect a new Jemes Bond movie titled "Skyfall..." I am not so fond of action movies but I like everything James Bond... And "Die hard" and "Mission impossible" and "3 Angels For Charlie", of course...

I have seen the trailer of the movie on Facebook in the news feed of Aston Martin - so you can expect an Aston Martin starring again... As a new fan of Aston Martin I have to mention this event in one of my Blogs as well...

Until the premiere of "Skyfall" you can download the Aston Martin App and improve your knowledge about the luxury sports label - it is a rare success story in the automotive industry...

Best wishes, ACME and Team



Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Theories On Infinity May 16th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is a problem actually that nobody lives in a church building - except for God, of course... Because God is supernatural that means He is not present in a church building in physical terms... As we know it if you don't live in a building but it is delivered to the elements of nature then the building is going to decay too early... On the other hand: what a happiness it must be to live together with God in the same house - inconceivable...

There is a very traditional solution for the above: the monastery... God doesn't live alone in the church building and the monks or nuns can also live together with God... In a society where faith, love and intelligence rule it cannot be a problem that you lack as many people in industrial production as many want to live in monasteries...

While faith, love and intelligence can have benefits for infinity, too...

Best wishes, ACME and Team





Sunday, May 6, 2012

The Magic Of Aston Martin May 6th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

"It's all the same what you write but you should write every day something..."

The concept car of Lagonda from 2011 is meant not at least for emerging markets - and it seems to be able to protect its passengers against many wild animals... For example:

a) lion,
b) gnu,
c) giraffe,
d) gepard,
e) buffalo,
f) zebra,
g) gorilla,
h) elephant,
i) ostrich,
j) jackal,
k) crocodile,
l) hippopotamus...

While it provides with the finest club atmosphere for its passengers inside... Alternatively Lagonda could also produce a sedan...

Best wishes, ACME and Team







Saturday, April 28, 2012

Movies With A Scent

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is a prescription that the air-conditioning of a movie theater has to change the air in the movie-room quite often - let's say every 5 minutes... If the air changes in a room so often then it makes a sense to mix different scents to the fresh air, according to the movie you are watching... The DVD containing the movie could also include data for the scent-machine in the air-conditioning...

The movie with a scent is ready... Imagine "Jurassic Park" or "Pretty Woman" with a scent!

Best wishes, ACME and Team


Friday, April 27, 2012

Modern Architecture

Ladies and Gentlemen,

We often marvel modern and contemporary buildings (villas, skycrapers - even factory buildings) because of their simple and clean shape, because of their calmness and intelligence and not at least because of their ergonomy and functionality...

However I would like to warn the fans and creators of contemporary buildings that these modern artworks don't have more decorations in 200 or 400 years either (except for graffities, maybe) - they are going to remain simple and clean, calm and intelligent, ergonomic and functional... Probably a little too cold...

That's why I would like to suggest modern architects to add decent or even abundant decorations to contemporary buildings... So that the buildings become a little more romantic, emotional and warm... If I were an architect I would take my motives from folklore (flowery patterns or animals) - 21st Century barock...

Best wishes, ACME and Team




Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Bill (On Perking-up Sundays) As Of April 24th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

1) All Sundays are a major holiday for Christianity - little Easters or Christmasses, dedicated to the celebration of Jesus Christ... Therefore Sundays cannot be suffocated in boredom, loneliness or sadness which has been an experience of mankind for quite a long time...

2) Solutions to perk up Sundays worldwide:

a) a charitable pop-concert, at least 2 hours long and broadcasted world-wide - each Sunday (can be a devine, too),
b) a meeting of political world-leaders or scientist with the aim to discuss and to solve actual questions, at least 2 hours long and broadcasted world-wide - each Sunday (can lead to new laws, too),
c) a movie premiere broadcasted world-wide, in order to celebrate the Sunday and with charitable purposes - each Sunday,
d) free flight tickets for Sundays (economy class), with charitable purposes (1st and business class) - each Sunday...

3) The above ideas can be changed or extended (e.g. by space flights) and they can be alternatives, too (not everything on each Sunday)...

Best wishes, ACME and Team


Monday, April 23, 2012

Mercedes-Benz In The USA

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have got a design concept for Mercedes-Benz: how the German label could build an all-American full-size limousine... List of demands:

a) the car should be a full-size limousine yet no S-class,
b) the car should be very similar in its abilities to the E-class,
c) the car should be more affordable than an S-class and be built in the USA,
d) engines: V6- and V8-engines...

Hopefully the new limousine could be sold everywhere where American full-size limousines find customers outside of the USA, too (Russia, Africa etc) - only that it would be a Mercedes...

My concept car is based fully on the E-class - but it is approx. 20 cms broader and 40 cms longer than an E-class, the height could remain the same... The design could remain similar, all technologies could remain similar - but the car would offer 6 seats instead of 4 or 5 ones... So it would be relatively easy to develop the American full-size limousine of Mercedes-Benz out of the E-class...

Best wishes, ACME and Team




Sunday, April 22, 2012

Bentley Diamond Jubilee Edition

Ladies and Gentlemen,

You don't need to be the Queen of England but you need these pillows... The Diamond Jubilee Edition of Bentley makes the whole series of ceremonies happier and brighter to me - maybe because of the power...

Long live the Queen!

Best wishes, ACME and Team