The Squirrel Patrol

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Who knows the Squirrel Patrol? What do you think of the Squirrel Patrol?

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Home Cinema

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Actually there are efforts again and again to design homes that are more suitable for women... For example, the kitchen is in the middle or the latch is a little lower...

I have been thinking about a home that is suitable for men... You can find a garage in the middle as you can watch movies, eat or sleep in a car... The rest results from the garage...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Security

Ladies and Gentlemen,

A psychoanalyst with bodyguards is a very rare occurrence...

It happened in 1996 that I decided to do some work-out... In the locker room someone said: "Close the window!" - and then I got really the hugest smack of my life into my face before I could have recognized the situation... A very well-built gentleman was not talking to his friend but to me (behind my back actually) and in the next moment I got the smack...

I did the work-out far away from the attackers but I must have sought: "God, I wish I had some bodyguards..." Just because I have over 200 bodyguards now, not to mention the USMC... Having bodyguards is fun, I can only suggest them to everyone who thinks to have had a difficult childhood... Normal taxpayers can turn to the police...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

The Baby's Blog - The Standard Of Aesthetics

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Lasagne with mushrooms:

350 g wheat-flour,
3 eggs,
1 table-spoon of cooking oil,
1 table-spoon of water,
2 tea-spoons of salt,
60 g water,
3 cloves of garlic,
3 onions,
400 g brown champignons,
350 g cheese-curd,
120 g tubers of celery,
300 ml mushroom-soup,
100 ml cream,
1 table-spoon of lemon juice,
20 g butter,
1 table-spoon of wheat-flour,
salt,
3 threads of thyme,
3 threads of rosemary,
1 thread of salvia...

Have a nice meal!

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Britney Spears - Lucky

The Afterparty (A Special Edition Of The Magic Of Aston Martin)

Ladies and Gentlemen,

What a nice cup of Earl Grey tea and some fine biscuit make out of you depends on your emotions, your education and your culture... Here you have an extract from the records of the board computer of an Aston Martin DB9:

a) 50 km/h
b) 0 km/h
c) 0 km/h
d) 160 km/h
e) 170 km/h
f) 0 km/h
g) 0 km/h
h) 0 km/h
i) 160 km/h
j) 0 km/h
k) 160 km/h
l) 50 km/h

You can find many beautiful and actual images of Aston Martin cars at: Aston Martin

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Forbidden Fruit

Ladies and Gentlemen,

3 things are forbidden in love relationships:

a) humor (for example humorists are not only respected but they are also considered as a possible threat of society),

b) moving together (with own rules, own purposes, own results - that might be irritating),

c) help (because you are a grown-up who should be self-contained - how grateful do you want to be?)

That's what the comedy series Ned & Stacey is all about, for example... Or Beverly Hills 90210... So modern theatre arts tries to extend the frontiers of society...

However not only arts is about life but arts can influence life as well... It is my experience, too that if you taste all 3 forbidden fruits of love relationships then you become rich and famous... Just like people on TV... Of course, not everybody can be broadcasted - but everybody's opinion might be interesting for an audience...

Best wishes, ACME and Team