Monday, October 29, 2012

Security

Ladies and Gentlemen,

A psychoanalyst with bodyguards is a very rare occurrence...

It happened in 1996 that I decided to do some work-out... In the locker room someone said: "Close the window!" - and then I got really the hugest smack of my life into my face before I could have recognized the situation... A very well-built gentleman was not talking to his friend but to me (behind my back actually) and in the next moment I got the smack...

I did the work-out far away from the attackers but I must have sought: "God, I wish I had some bodyguards..." Just because I have over 200 bodyguards now, not to mention the USMC... Having bodyguards is fun, I can only suggest them to everyone who thinks to have had a difficult childhood... Normal taxpayers can turn to the police...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Thursday, October 4, 2012

The Baby's Blog - The Standard Of Aesthetics

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Lasagne with mushrooms:

350 g wheat-flour,
3 eggs,
1 table-spoon of cooking oil,
1 table-spoon of water,
2 tea-spoons of salt,
60 g water,
3 cloves of garlic,
3 onions,
400 g brown champignons,
350 g cheese-curd,
120 g tubers of celery,
300 ml mushroom-soup,
100 ml cream,
1 table-spoon of lemon juice,
20 g butter,
1 table-spoon of wheat-flour,
salt,
3 threads of thyme,
3 threads of rosemary,
1 thread of salvia...

Have a nice meal!

Best wishes, ACME and Team