The Magic Of Rolls-Royce August 18th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Of course, Rolls-Royce is the best way to say happy birthday, too... A couple of reasons for celebration in this year:

a) Madonna (54),
b) Milla Jovovich (37),
c) Angelina Jolie (37),
d) Brad Pitt (49),
e) Justin Timberlake (31),
f) Bill Gates (57),
g) Jenson Button (32),
h) Leonardo DiCaprio (38),
i) Britney Spears (31),
j) Lady Gaga (26),
k) Ashton Kutcher (34),
l) Usher (34) etc.

Best wishes, ACME (37) and Team

The Magic Of Rolls-Royce August 6th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Rolls-Royce owners are very often paranoid... Here you have a selection of the most unique paranoid fears:

a) Never trust a man who has got a driving license...
b) Never trust a woman who has got a husband...
c) Either you have got a car or you have got a horse...
d) A supreme class car with a V12 engine is already luxurious enough...
e) I am not strong enough to sell my Rolls-Royce...
f) I am not strong enough to buy a Rolls-Royce...
g) Rolls-Royce motor cars are unique and not the entire philosophy...
h) My friends only like me because of my Rolls-Royce...
i) I have bought a Rolls-Royce - but how is my life going to continue?
j) The index light is functioning - no, it is not - now it is functioning - it is not functioning...
k) Rolls-Royce Motor Cars are waiting for hydrogen as a fuel - less is not enough...
l) My bodyguard takes away the sight forward...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team