Friday, March 30, 2012

Romantic Escape From Home

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Choosing your seat position sometimes may be difficult, even in a luxury car like the Mercedes-Benz S-class... There is a problem with the maximum allowed number of passengers...

Best wishes, ACME and Team


Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Bill (On The Return Of Jesus Christ) As Of March 27th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

1) At the return of the Lord Jesus Christ

a) the event has to be broadcasted on TV and on the internet worldwide,
b) Jesus Christ must be given a Facebook and a Twitter account and
c) Jesus Christ must be given appropriate real estate and other luxuries...

2) Judgement Day is work-free although it is not a holiday...

3) About Resurrection:

a) our late neighbors have to be integrated into society,
b) with regards to the social structure of their age and
c) we can expect that absolutely healthy people are going to resurrect so fears of deseases and taking distance are inappropriate...

4) About the Kingdom of Heaven:

a) the Kingdom of Heaven is a cooperation among the UNO, all the countries of the Earth and of historical churches, of course,
b) the Kingdom of Heaven means the increasing importance of space research, too and
c) we believe that Jesus Christ is the Savior for the inhabitants of other planets, too...

5) The day of the return of Jesus Christ to Earth is going to be a national and spiritual holiday, until further happenings it is July 27th and 28th...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Bill (On The Rights Of The King, Extension) As Of March 27th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

1) The King has got the right to mingle in the people and to disguise himself (for instance by nicknames like "The Provider" or "Head Physician Dr. XY")...

2) The King has got the right to turn a somersault, to make jokes and to bring fun and laughter to the people and to frighten the people in other ways, too...

3) The King has got the right to act in video clips and to be a part of fairy tales...

Best wishes, ACME and Team


Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Madonna Gone Wild - Art Critics (In Hungarian)

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Akarsz-e szerepelni videóklipben

Egy kupac kopasz kukac
Szerintem sokat mutatsz
Egy kopasz
Egy kukac
Madonna, utat mutatsz

Ezen még kitörik a nyelved
Egy nyelvtörőre gondolok
Én a nyelv őre vagyok
Tőlem lesz jobb a kedved

Csúsznak a fiúk a lében
Egyik a másik fülében
A szerelem vezetéke
Húzódjatok fedezékbe

Kemény munka, jó videó
Süthet a nap, vagy eshet a hó
Nyálkás lett a filmstúdió
Felmelegít a fényszóró

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Sunday, March 18, 2012

ACME - Since 1975

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Ever since I've been fighting for:

a) women's rights,
b) my rights and
c) the equality of parallel universes (only that I didn't know it)...

What is next - assuming world peace:

a) environmental protection,
b) space research and
c) friends and family...

Wow... If you take away "f" from "family" then what remains is "Emily..."

Best wishes, ACME and Team



Friday, March 9, 2012

Shredded Stomach

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The 2012 Olympic and Paraolympic Games in London are both going to be opened by HRM Queen Elizabeth II - surely the event couldn't be any more majestic and traditional... But it is maybe also because the Prime Minister of England is not quite available for representation... Ever... "My Government is situated in 10 Downing str., London" - understood...

The only question remaining is which English boygroup is going to sing at the Olympic Games and when? I think the schedule is the following:

Opening Ceremony: East 17

a) Steam
b) It's Alright
c) House Of Love
d) Hold My Body Tight

Closing Ceremony: Take That

a) The Flood
b) Babe
c) Relight My Fire
d) Back For Good

You can expect the starring of the Rolls-Royce Boys as well... Airshow: Harry Potter and the Hooligans Of Air (finally an Airbus A380 flies over the stadium)...

Best wishes, ACME and Team


Tuesday, March 6, 2012

"Love Is Back" (Enrique Iglesias)

Ladies and Gentlemen,

"Love is back" - this is good... Have you recognized that there was no love? A black-out of love? A shortage of love? A lack of love?

Because I haven't... There is continous and uninterrupted love all over the world... Do you feel the need of anything?

"Love on the run..."

Best wishes, ACME and Team