Sunday, September 25, 2011

ACME's Hall Of Shame - Or Les Hommes Verts

Ladies and Gentlemen,

A few introductory rules of homosexual relationships (homosexual relationships can be the sickest):

a) Your friends are interested in you because of your money... They don't lack a personality or other human qualities, of course...

b) Everybody leaves you at the same time...

c) When your friends leave you, God leaves you as well...

d) Psychoanalysis lasts approx. 20 years and a session costs USD 500.00...

e) That is 20 years x 40 weeks  x 3 sessions x USD 500.00 = USD 1,200,000.00...

f) Blessed are the poor...

g) No means no...

h) Don't give your friends nicknames ("plaza-kitten" etc.) - they don't understand them...

i) Do not jump into the car of other men...

j) If you want to commit suicide - turn to an expert...

k) You can buy a woman but you can only rent a man...

l) Your obviously crazy friend from the depths of time - he still loves you...

m) And he has made some fortune that he wants to share with you...

n) How much? It is enough for the beginning...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

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