Awkward

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Final question at a job interview:

"Do you speak Esperanto?"
"Absolutely... I've been living there for 10 years..."

Best wishes, ACME and Team

ACME's Hall Of Shame - Or Les Hommes Verts

Ladies and Gentlemen,

A few introductory rules of homosexual relationships (homosexual relationships can be the sickest):

a) Your friends are interested in you because of your money... They don't lack a personality or other human qualities, of course...

b) Everybody leaves you at the same time...

c) When your friends leave you, God leaves you as well...

d) Psychoanalysis lasts approx. 20 years and a session costs USD 500.00...

e) That is 20 years x 40 weeks  x 3 sessions x USD 500.00 = USD 1,200,000.00...

f) Blessed are the poor...

g) No means no...

h) Don't give your friends nicknames ("plaza-kitten" etc.) - they don't understand them...

i) Do not jump into the car of other men...

j) If you want to commit suicide - turn to an expert...

k) You can buy a woman but you can only rent a man...

l) Your obviously crazy friend from the depths of time - he still loves you...

m) And he has made some fortune that he wants to share with you...

n) How much? It is enough for the beginning...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Poem In Hungarian

Ladies and Gentlemen,

OTTHON

ritkán látszik ilyen szépen
a csillagod fenn az égen
letérdelek jámborul
és az éjjel rám borul

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Björk: Big Time Sensuality

Purple Bow

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Pope is going to receive a Rolls-Royce Phantom EWB with a built-in altar and the Virgin Mary replacing Emily...

Maybach is considering to give a special Christmas Edition of the Maybach Landaulet equipped with a snow thrower...

Best wishes, ACME and Team