Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Madonna Tax

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Madonna is so very popular already that everybody loves her... That is why everybody has to contribute to sustaining the center of world-wide pop-culture... The Madonna Tax is understood to be payed beyond your other expenses on Madonna and related products...

The Madonna Tax of 2% is going to be charged on the following goods:

a) the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental;
b) adult bicycles;
c) and row honey (I wanted to make a chocolate-diet but now it has turned out that I mixed up chocolate with honey)...

Signed into law on July 26th 2011...

"Life is a mystery..." (Madonna)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

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