The ACME Academy Of Martial Arts

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Courses to take (starting in winter 2012):

1) Snowy winter landscape
    Male nude figure
    Analysis of art, music
    Abstract
    The past 10 years, poem

2) 5 times the above

3) Exhibition, caring for talents

4) Repeating the above until your nose bleeds

5) School excursion

6) Charity (we are rich artists, connection to God)

7) After a couple of repetitions: "The Masterpiece Of My Life" as a genre

8) Eternal subjects: love, patriotism and self-portrait

9) Statue, installed arts

10) Buying equipment, interview

11) The artist polarises

12) The artist's home

13) The artist is daring on the internet

14) The Genius and history

15) Arts and humour

16) Scientific grade

17) The guru's lotusfeet

18) The artist is homosexual

19) The artist loves high speeds

20) The artist and actual politics

21) Fashion show

22) Critics of Madonna and ACME

23) Scientific grade

24) Postgraduate school, translator school, Papal blessing

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Survey

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Cheese became so precious... Is there a problem?

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Doo Doo Doo-doo-doo Doo

Ladies and Gentlemen,

You probably don't know what an effect computer games have on your life... Players in the below game are: the thief, policemen, a laser-canon and some really ugly dogs... I am still playing this game in my head...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

The Squirrel Patrol

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Who knows the Squirrel Patrol? What do you think of the Squirrel Patrol?

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Home Cinema

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Actually there are efforts again and again to design homes that are more suitable for women... For example, the kitchen is in the middle or the latch is a little lower...

I have been thinking about a home that is suitable for men... You can find a garage in the middle as you can watch movies, eat or sleep in a car... The rest results from the garage...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Security

Ladies and Gentlemen,

A psychoanalyst with bodyguards is a very rare occurrence...

It happened in 1996 that I decided to do some work-out... In the locker room someone said: "Close the window!" - and then I got really the hugest smack of my life into my face before I could have recognized the situation... A very well-built gentleman was not talking to his friend but to me (behind my back actually) and in the next moment I got the smack...

I did the work-out far away from the attackers but I must have sought: "God, I wish I had some bodyguards..." Just because I have over 200 bodyguards now, not to mention the USMC... Having bodyguards is fun, I can only suggest them to everyone who thinks to have had a difficult childhood... Normal taxpayers can turn to the police...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

The Baby's Blog - The Standard Of Aesthetics

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Lasagne with mushrooms:

350 g wheat-flour,
3 eggs,
1 table-spoon of cooking oil,
1 table-spoon of water,
2 tea-spoons of salt,
60 g water,
3 cloves of garlic,
3 onions,
400 g brown champignons,
350 g cheese-curd,
120 g tubers of celery,
300 ml mushroom-soup,
100 ml cream,
1 table-spoon of lemon juice,
20 g butter,
1 table-spoon of wheat-flour,
salt,
3 threads of thyme,
3 threads of rosemary,
1 thread of salvia...

Have a nice meal!

Best wishes, ACME and Team