Love, Love, Love

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Silly little poem

I am going on an excursion
with the executioner
he is soft like a cushion
and he's got an executive chair

Best wishes, ACME and Team

A Certain Kind Of Disappointment

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Abend

ab nach Deutschland
ab sofort
ab und zu
Autobahn

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Two Wicked Jokes

Ladies and Gentlemen,

X, Y and Z are flying on an airplane...
X: "Let us throw Z out of the airplane..."
Y: "Ok, but can you fly the airplane?"
X: "I can try to..."

"Man in the water!"
"Who is it?"

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Madonna Tax

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Madonna is so very popular already that everybody loves her... That is why everybody has to contribute to sustaining the center of world-wide pop-culture... The Madonna Tax is understood to be payed beyond your other expenses on Madonna and related products...

The Madonna Tax of 2% is going to be charged on the following goods:

a) the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental;
b) adult bicycles;
c) and row honey (I wanted to make a chocolate-diet but now it has turned out that I mixed up chocolate with honey)...

Signed into law on July 26th 2011...

"Life is a mystery..." (Madonna)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

In The Picture Gallery

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Obviously there are already 2 ladies who fly around in a veil with spiritual extasy... One of them is Madonna in her video "Frozen" and the other one is "Emily" on the cooler of Rolls-Royce motor cars... The connection between the 2 pieces of art is really a mystery...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Angel Angel Angel - Buy Buy Buy

Ars Poetica

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I always wanted to do this but after watching the shocking interview with Mr. LaChapelle on CNN (Online) I am dedicating my life to all those who shiver with fear of Madonna... There is no reason to be afraid...

Best wishes, ACME and Team