From The Very Warm-Hearted Brothers Of Denver - February 3rd 2015

Ladies and Gentlemen,


For automobile companies lost in sin I have designed 2 Papal Applications for the rear seat... They are meant to increase comfort, mercy and the power of the Rosary...

These very difficult Catholic solutions had to be designed in space - "with God all things are possible..." Lutherans would dump state-of-the-art car models...


Best wishes, ACME and Team

Being Someone

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am sorry to say but if you want to own a car in a world where you are surrounded by criminals you have to be a billionaire - or something like that... I went to buy a sports car with my driving licence in my pocket - I was allowed to drive my own car as long as 20 minutes... I was said that I looked too much kind of a beginner for a sports car with a power output of 300 HP... Earlier I used to fly fighter jets...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Merry Nick Nolte

Ladies and Gentlemen,

You may wonder how you can best survive letting down of an iron curtain... It is best to take a seat in an armchair or you can also hover over emptiness...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Faith - August 30th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Eternal life must not be as difficult to reach... Some animals live eternally...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Star Wars - On The Tuesday After Tomorrow - August 16th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

If a woman who resurrected can have a child? Sure she can...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Natalie Portman Birthplace - August 9th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

An artist's concept of Natalie Portman's Birthplace... The baby was born in the rear of the tank...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Burda Fashion Magazine

Ladies and Gentlemen,

If anybody had doubts about my being the same person as Madonna, the singer I would like to explain to you by a sketch how to interpret the Burda fashion magazine... Men live the very same life without a map...

At least this used to be the past...

Best wishes, ACME and Team