Being Someone

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am sorry to say but if you want to own a car in a world where you are surrounded by criminals you have to be a billionaire - or something like that... I went to buy a sports car with my driving licence in my pocket - I was allowed to drive my own car as long as 20 minutes... I was said that I looked too much kind of a beginner for a sports car with a power output of 300 HP... Earlier I used to fly fighter jets...

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Merry Nick Nolte

Ladies and Gentlemen,

You may wonder how you can best survive letting down of an iron curtain... It is best to take a seat in an armchair or you can also hover over emptiness...

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Faith - August 30th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Eternal life must not be as difficult to reach... Some animals live eternally...

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Star Wars - On The Tuesday After Tomorrow - August 16th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

If a woman who resurrected can have a child? Sure she can...

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Natalie Portman Birthplace - August 9th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

An artist's concept of Natalie Portman's Birthplace... The baby was born in the rear of the tank...

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Burda Fashion Magazine

Ladies and Gentlemen,

If anybody had doubts about my being the same person as Madonna, the singer I would like to explain to you by a sketch how to interpret the Burda fashion magazine... Men live the very same life without a map...

At least this used to be the past...

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The King Asleep

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like to present to you my latest picture which is on Medieval life... The Old Royal Palace is better known as the Louvre Palace...

King - Charles the Great
Royal Palace - Old Royal Palace, Ile-de-France, Paris, France
Drawer - JC Chasez

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