Thursday, December 27, 2012

Poets Don't Dispair

Ladies and Gentlemen,

As poets write new and unique thoughts in their poems they cannot live in the very middle of a society... If you don't belong to the "mainstream" then you must experience that life is much harder than that of others...

However being new and unique and working much always result in a big material and social success...

Best wishes, ACME and Team



Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Naked Gun Forever

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Yes, I am familiar with the movie world, too... After the role of Detective Frank Drebin was properly run in by Mr. Leslie Nielsen I think the new crew could have Mr. Alexander Skarsgard in a leading role...

This is being a producer...

Best wishes, ACME and Team



Sunday, December 16, 2012

The ACME Academy Of Martial Arts

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Courses to take (starting in winter 2012):

1) Snowy winter landscape
    Male nude figure
    Analysis of art, music
    Abstract
    The past 10 years, poem

2) 5 times the above

3) Exhibition, caring for talents

4) Repeating the above until your nose bleeds

5) School excursion

6) Charity (we are rich artists, connection to God)

7) After a couple of repetitions: "The Masterpiece Of My Life" as a genre

8) Eternal subjects: love, patriotism and self-portrait

9) Statue, installed arts

10) Buying equipment, interview

11) The artist polarises

12) The artist's home

13) The artist is daring on the internet

14) The Genius and history

15) Arts and humour

16) Scientific grade

17) The guru's lotusfeet

18) The artist is homosexual

19) The artist loves high speeds

20) The artist and actual politics

21) Fashion show

22) Critics of Madonna and ACME

23) Scientific grade

24) Postgraduate school, translator school, Papal blessing

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Survey

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Cheese became so precious... Is there a problem?

Best wishes, ACME and Team


Saturday, December 1, 2012

Doo Doo Doo-doo-doo Doo

Ladies and Gentlemen,

You probably don't know what an effect computer games have on your life... Players in the below game are: the thief, policemen, a laser-canon and some really ugly dogs... I am still playing this game in my head...

Best wishes, ACME and Team