Monday, November 28, 2011

Boeing - The True Story

Ladies and Gentlemen,

On National Geographic or Discovery Channel you can see and hear much about the largest factory buildings of the world in Everett, WA and how airplanes are turned upside down in order to get in a convenient position for factory workers... Because it is more comfortable to pivet on all fours than holding your hands and tools in the air... Environmental protection is not a new theme with The Boeing Company: the factory halls are heated by the same reflectors that provide with daylight for the construction works...

Such achievements are of course a result of the activity of the influential workers' unions... As it seems they represent the interests of both female and male coworkers in an efficient way, support inventions and improvements such as organize holiday programs... However most important in the workers's unions' life is further education where engineers share their new knowledge with other employees and factory workers can also exchange their experiences with each other...

This is how the high quality and reliability of Boeing airplanes can be secured - according to statistics an accident only occures during 1.4 million flights...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Rolls-Royce - The True Story

Ladies and Gentlemen,

At the very beginning of 21st Century Rolls-Royce Motor Cars moved from Crew, England to Goodwood, England - however I have to tell you that the best traditions of Rolls-Royce didn't change too much... The new factory buildings have got 3 levels now: production, executive level and the roof marsh...

Just like with normal companies, there are rooms with Rolls-Royce, too where people do business... However with Rolls-Royce people look at you - like that... And I also know that factory workers of Rolls-Royce don't only measure leather, veneer or steel - but coworkers as well... There is a height under which you cannot work at the company because it wouldn't be elegant...

About the executive level I can say that you don't really have the right to strike... Have you ever heard about a strike with Rolls-Royce? Not really... That doesn't mean that executive managers are always on top and very often they carry the stress home...

The roof marsh is a new feature (environmental protection) - from space you can see that the roof is not the cleanest... They say that "wild birds nest there" - definitely skylarks...

Coming up next: Boeing - The True Story...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Darren Hayes? Talk talk talk?



Ladies and Gentlemen,

As far as I know so called "sandwich-floor" cars didn't sell the best in Germany because people were afraid of the expression "double floor" - and what might be behind it...

The above video of Mr. Darren Hayes is of course NOT the result of intense drug usage ("I saw a red rose in a cloud - it was beautiful") but of many years of self-experiencing which is the opposite...

Of course, if you don't understand arts then the failure is in the artist... For example if you have got a theory but nobody else understands it on Earth except for you then you must be crazy... (-> Conversation)

Otherwise I also love sandwich-floor cars, too because they provide with space for alternative drive trains... And I have got the album "Secret codes and battleships" of Mr. Darren Hayes... Never mind...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Cultural Treasures

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I always used to think that a woman looks without jewels somehow naked...

Now if the human body has developed towards us wearing clothes then female chests - that women otherwise don't use in 98% of their lives - have got the function to display family jewels...

Best wishes, ACME and Team



Thursday, November 17, 2011

Rolls-Royce Experimental Electric - Experimental Art

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Electric is for sure... New in the Bespoke program of Rolls-Royce: the "Spirit Gallery" of all-time Rolls-Royce customers with cyberspace and live showroom... For Rolls-Royce customers who like publicity...

Special guest appearance: Mr. Robert Redford (in Sydney Pollack's thriller "Three days of the Condor")...

Best wishes, ACME and Team


Friday, November 11, 2011

My Non-Sexual Phantasies

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I guess I know everybody in pop business... More or less closely, it goes without saying... Not that I can sing - on the contrary: I can listen...

I used to think for a couple of years that heavy industry was everything - but you need pop-culture and optimism as well... You have to open to the world...

It is very strange but the more established my friends become the less envious I am... (If I haven't known anybody since we went to school then he or she does research on me...) Because I remained the old myself - and that is valuable, too...

Best wishes, ACME and Team