SUPERSTAR - ACME's Dressing Room April 29th 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I don't know who I am... I don't know what I am doing... I only know that I determine my age...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

iPod

Ladies and Gentlemen,

iPod is like when you are free falling... I will have to ask my children...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Instead Of A Fairy Tale

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am a poet, too - so:

Überholspur

Die Rapsfelder blühen gelb
Die Sonne kommt auf Erd'
In den Herzen entfacht sie Flammen
Der Lenz, der Lenz, der Lenz hat angefangen

Best wishes, ACME and Team

JDLM About Blue Country Airline

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Europe is romantic, too... Rich and cultivated people have to come on a pilgrimage to Europe actually...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Confirmation Of Your Order With Airbus.com

Dear Joseph,

We are happy to receive your order...

Your address: Blue Country Airline
                      of Australia

                      Europe Tower
                      Versailles, KY, USA

Your order in details:


Purchased item(s): 1000+ firm Airbus A380s
                             1000+ firm Airbus A370s
                             5000+ firm Airbus A350-800 XWBs
                             2000+ firm Airbus A350-900 XWBs
                             1000+ firm Airbus A350-1000 XWBs
                             in a universal mono-color sky-blue livery

Item price: as listed

Subtotal: based on the list prices, no discount

Grand total: based on the list prices, no discount

Your bank card will be only debted at the delivery of your Item(s)...

You can track your order at: Airbus.com

Thank you for choosing Airbus Passenger Aircraft...

Best regards, Airbus (an EADS Company)

Confirmation Of Your Order With Boeing.com

Dear Joseph,

We are happy to receive your order...

Your address: Paradise Global Airline
                      Globalization Airline
                      Harmony Global Airline
                      Intelligent Decision Airline

                      Europe Tower
                      Versailles, KY, USA

Your order in details:

Purchased item(s): 300 firm Boeing 747-X Ecoliners
                             for each of the above named airlines
                             with different luxury packages

Item price: USD 400,000,000.00

Subtotal: USD 120,000,000,000.00

Grand total: USD 480,000,000,000.00

Your bank card will be only debted at the delivery of your Item(s)...

You can track your order at: Boeing.com

Thank you for choosing Boeing Commercial Aircraft...

Best regards, The Boeing Company

A Question

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Cows give more milk when they are listening to music... Do humans also work better if they listen to good music? (Physicians do...)

Best wishes, ACME and Team

SUPERSTAR - ACME's Dressing Room April 8th 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Don't believe that your life is going to change basicly because you are a superstar - you are going to love the same people, you are going to spend your days nearly the same way and you are going to have nearly the same needs as before... This also means either you are a superstar from the very beginning ("Born this way") or you belong to the market that consumes superstars...

What a beautiful tradition that everybody has got a birthday when he or she is celebrated and children have got Christmas and Easter when they get more presents - in the Christian world... I think the development of an individuum means that the good things in your life remain or return and the problems get solved and replaced by new ones...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Valued Reader April 7th 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am also available at the following email addresses:

acme.perfection@gmail.com
kingofthesun.versailles@gmail.com
hydrogenfactory@gmail.com

Thank you very much for your questions or suggestions!

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Post Humus (Fairy Tale)

Ladies and Gentlemen,

These were the final words of ACME before he died:

"My dear friends and my loved family - I love you... But I have to die..."

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Raunchy Joke

Ladies and Gentlemen,

"Police control... What are you two doing in the car?"
"Oh, I have been only changing a DVD for my friend..."

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Confirmation Of Your Order With Airbus.com

Dear Joseph,

We are happy to receive your order...

Your address: Europe Tower
                      Versailles, KY, USA

Your order in details:

Purchased item(s): 200 firm Airbus A380 VIPs
                             in a white and almond green livery

Item price: USD 600,000,000.00

Subtotal: USD 120,000,000,000.00

Grand total: USD 120,000,000,000.00

Your bank card will be only debted at the delivery of your item(s)...

You can track your order at: Airbus.com

Than you very much for choosing Airbus VIP Aircraft...

Best regards, Airbus (an EADS Company)

JDLM Unveils Name Of Fleet Of Shared Private Airliners And New Livery

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like to call the this far unnamed fleet of our shared private jets (80 Boeing 747-X Ecoliner VIPs, 80 Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental/Freighter VIPs and 200 Airbus A380 VIPs) the "Castle In The Sky Fleet..." I would like to have our new 200 Airbus A380 VIPs in a white livery with an almond green tail...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

JDLM Announces New Skyscraper Hangar And Extension Of Private Jet Fleet

Ladies and Gentlemen,

My motivated little team and I came to the insight that my otherwise really lovable and cozy fleet of private jets cannot remain only romantic and exotic - but we need sheer performance as well... In terms of 200 Airbus A380 VIP aircraft...

To host the extended fleet of my family and my friends I intend to have another Skyscraper Hangar built in Versailles, KY, USA for 300 very large aircraft - I have been told that the rural surroundings could change to a sparkling new metropolitan area of the USA...

"Guests are always welcome..." (JDLM)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team