Thursday, December 29, 2011

Simplicity

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Simplicity = high-end... Here you have a simple Rolls-Royce Phantom EWB...

My beloved Mother is very right: when a pipe in the boiler of a central heating is over you don't have to buy an entire new boiler, only a new replacement-pipe... But you have to know boilers for this...

Best wishes, ACME and Team







Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Being Someone

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Madonna and Bill Gates and Barack Obama and HRM Queen Elizabeth II etc. don't know each other personally because they are all focusing on their own carriers...

They don't know their employees either because these celebrities are focusing on their own carriers...

And nobody is going to remember them because they were focusing on their own carriers...

It is our societies that make personal success impossible...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Online Christmas

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I overwrote the famous Christmas song to a cyber version... ("Cyber" means "within the computer" and "virtual" means "imaginary" - the difference is important...) Most of my friends and relatives are in the cyberspace and I don't think a cyber Christmas is that horrible... There the song goes:

Online Christmas

I'm dreaming of an online christmas,
just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten and children listen
to hear sleigh bells in the snow

I'm dreaming of an online christmas,
just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten and children listen
to hear sleigh bells in the snow

I'm dreaming of an online christmas,
with every christmas email I write
May your days be merry and bright,
and may all your christmases be white

I'm dreaming of an online christmas,
just like the ones I used to know
May your days be merry and bright,
and may all your christmases be white

I'm dreaming of an online christmas,
with every christmas email I write
May your days be merry and bright,
and may all your christmases be white

May your days be merry and bright,
and may all your christmases be white

And may all your christmases be white (All your christmases be white)
And may all your christmases be white (All your christmases be white)
And may all your christmases be
(All your christmases be white)
(All your christmases be white)

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Rolls-Royce Wraith - Taking Your Breath

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I drew a couple of Rolls-Royce Wraith concepts - all of them with a bentwood bodywork...

a) limousine,
b) limousine with less drag (this might be the future except you want to steer the rear wheels as well),
c) limousine with additional decoration,
d) 4-door drophead coupé and
e) eco-friendly car "giving living space back to nature..."

Best wishes, ACME and Team





Saturday, December 17, 2011

"And Renew The Strong Spirit In Me"

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Our house in Gyomro, Hungary is standing directly next to the Lutheran church building and the Lutheran church yard, respectively - really the best neighbourhood...

Most recently, a few days before Christmas a Christmas tree discount or fair has opened in the Lutheran church yard - so the Lutheran Church is surely going to have more or less money from this business... This Christmas tree fair is also a promotion for the entire Christianity (I mean that you can see the Christmas trees for sale) - a splended idea... That means the Church has got immediately 2 benefits from the fair...

Jesus Christ was against opening shops in the Temple of Jerusalem in a determined way - but I guess these shops sold kind of pagan and superstitious non-goods... Now I believe that Jesus Christ had nothing against this Christmas tree fair in the Lutheran church yard... (You should experience the mood in our neighbourhood...)

What's more I believe that the idea of this Christmas tree fair comes directly from God... I am going to search for this God and praise Him or Her...

Best wishes, ACME and Team




Saturday, December 10, 2011

Reality Show vs. Royalty Show

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I think a Royalty Show is better than a Reality Show - because Royalty is by definition better than reality... A couple of people closed together at a place like The Plaza Hotel in NYC lifelong - funny...

And when you are tired of partying and clubbing you can also do daily routine...

Best wishes, ACME and Team



Rolls-Royce Ghost - World Piece Edition

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The below Rolls-Royce Ghost configuration is dedicated to my children with whom I cannot be enough together... I would like to let them know that until they are 16 years old my wife, Berta Wolfinger-Boeing and me are responsible for their deeds... Maybe you had chosen another veneer...

Best wishes, ACME and Team







Tuesday, December 6, 2011

The Poison Of Love

Ladies and Gentlemen, dear Fans,

Today I have fallen in love with my dentist... Thank you for your wishing well...

And: I'm not Lady Gaga...

Best wishes, ACME and Team




Monday, November 28, 2011

Boeing - The True Story

Ladies and Gentlemen,

On National Geographic or Discovery Channel you can see and hear much about the largest factory buildings of the world in Everett, WA and how airplanes are turned upside down in order to get in a convenient position for factory workers... Because it is more comfortable to pivet on all fours than holding your hands and tools in the air... Environmental protection is not a new theme with The Boeing Company: the factory halls are heated by the same reflectors that provide with daylight for the construction works...

Such achievements are of course a result of the activity of the influential workers' unions... As it seems they represent the interests of both female and male coworkers in an efficient way, support inventions and improvements such as organize holiday programs... However most important in the workers's unions' life is further education where engineers share their new knowledge with other employees and factory workers can also exchange their experiences with each other...

This is how the high quality and reliability of Boeing airplanes can be secured - according to statistics an accident only occures during 1.4 million flights...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Rolls-Royce - The True Story

Ladies and Gentlemen,

At the very beginning of 21st Century Rolls-Royce Motor Cars moved from Crew, England to Goodwood, England - however I have to tell you that the best traditions of Rolls-Royce didn't change too much... The new factory buildings have got 3 levels now: production, executive level and the roof marsh...

Just like with normal companies, there are rooms with Rolls-Royce, too where people do business... However with Rolls-Royce people look at you - like that... And I also know that factory workers of Rolls-Royce don't only measure leather, veneer or steel - but coworkers as well... There is a height under which you cannot work at the company because it wouldn't be elegant...

About the executive level I can say that you don't really have the right to strike... Have you ever heard about a strike with Rolls-Royce? Not really... That doesn't mean that executive managers are always on top and very often they carry the stress home...

The roof marsh is a new feature (environmental protection) - from space you can see that the roof is not the cleanest... They say that "wild birds nest there" - definitely skylarks...

Coming up next: Boeing - The True Story...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Darren Hayes? Talk talk talk?



Ladies and Gentlemen,

As far as I know so called "sandwich-floor" cars didn't sell the best in Germany because people were afraid of the expression "double floor" - and what might be behind it...

The above video of Mr. Darren Hayes is of course NOT the result of intense drug usage ("I saw a red rose in a cloud - it was beautiful") but of many years of self-experiencing which is the opposite...

Of course, if you don't understand arts then the failure is in the artist... For example if you have got a theory but nobody else understands it on Earth except for you then you must be crazy... (-> Conversation)

Otherwise I also love sandwich-floor cars, too because they provide with space for alternative drive trains... And I have got the album "Secret codes and battleships" of Mr. Darren Hayes... Never mind...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Cultural Treasures

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I always used to think that a woman looks without jewels somehow naked...

Now if the human body has developed towards us wearing clothes then female chests - that women otherwise don't use in 98% of their lives - have got the function to display family jewels...

Best wishes, ACME and Team



Thursday, November 17, 2011

Rolls-Royce Experimental Electric - Experimental Art

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Electric is for sure... New in the Bespoke program of Rolls-Royce: the "Spirit Gallery" of all-time Rolls-Royce customers with cyberspace and live showroom... For Rolls-Royce customers who like publicity...

Special guest appearance: Mr. Robert Redford (in Sydney Pollack's thriller "Three days of the Condor")...

Best wishes, ACME and Team


Friday, November 11, 2011

My Non-Sexual Phantasies

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I guess I know everybody in pop business... More or less closely, it goes without saying... Not that I can sing - on the contrary: I can listen...

I used to think for a couple of years that heavy industry was everything - but you need pop-culture and optimism as well... You have to open to the world...

It is very strange but the more established my friends become the less envious I am... (If I haven't known anybody since we went to school then he or she does research on me...) Because I remained the old myself - and that is valuable, too...

Best wishes, ACME and Team


Friday, October 28, 2011

Entertainment-Related Product Review

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Look what I have found: TV On PC...

Modern TVs are more and more smart TVs and there is more and more multimedia on your PC, too - so the trend seems to be uniting the 2 devices... (Bill Gates and New Windows, come!)

The above software is NOT free but I guess it is the original... YouTube is cool, DVDs are cool - but who like pre-chewed entertainment will love TV On PC as well... If you don't want to be active in your free time and if you don't want to work on your personal TV shows the telly is still there for you...

Theoretically you can watch over 3000 TV Channels from all around the world and in many different Cathegories - wow... But it very often happens that anything is not streaming - this can have 2 causes according to my experiences:

a) the listed Channel does not stream at all in the internet yet and you have only got a summary or
b) the chosen Channel is not streaming actually and it is not online, respectively...

These can happen because the whole TV On PC Concept must be very new and in its pioneering age... The more demand there is the better the service will be... Until then you can do Yoga before TV On PC... Probably it is better than the stock exchange temporarily...

So I don't think TV On PC is an option on your computer but a must-have and the future... It is an app...

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Bio-Poem

Ladies and Gentlemen,

TECHNO-ECHO

if you don't cultivate hop
of biofuel you can hope
if you don't eat soup of tomato
you can drive like a macho

Best wishes, ACME and Team

Sunday, October 23, 2011

NASA - The Slanting Rocket

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I don't know why spacecraft with rocket engines have to start right vertically - but it doesn't seem to be as intelligent... When a rocket starts vertically:

a) it has to defeat the most gravity and
b) it cannot glide in the atmosphere at all - so this is nothing but a waste of energy...

When a spacecraft had some wings already at the very beginning of the launch (just like the Space Shuttle) and it was launched in a more or less slanting position then I guess you would need much less fuel and/or you could increase the cargo weight... After a vertical launch all rockets turn to a slanting trajectory as the forces of nature require - maybe this flexibility would be useful already at the start, too...

The "Pocket Rocket" concept means that you could launch a Space Shuttle practically from your shoulder... This could be a part of modern Space Shuttle prevention...

Best wishes, ACME and Team





Sunday, October 16, 2011

Get A Grip

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Then you must also know what the well-known grips on the door-frames of motor cars are good for... For drying flowers...

Best wishes, ACME and Team











Get A Grip

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I guess you know how to take a seat in a motor car in an orderly fashion... Special guest star: Bette Davis...

Best wishes, ACME and Team